When this happened I almost had a heart attack...

 I was cleaning out the stuff from underneath my bed when I found this...

When I saw the label I could have sworn my heart skipped a beat.

So naturally I started thinking this...

Then I started to frantically search for something to defend myself (of which I found 

Swiss Army knife and a Nerf vortex pistol)

and I really wished I had this guy's armour:

But in the franticness of looking to defend myself (arbitrarily) I managed to completely clean my room.

Although my mom was worried about me because when I saw the Marker label I made a noise that resembled a wildebeast, so... Yeah.